What do you want?
It's been a funny 'ol day -
and there was nothing funny about it.
I mostly sat with my eyes open and my mind shut.
You know what I mean.
Perhaps you don't.
I can't know if you know what I mean
and you can't know if I know what I mean.
I don't know what I mean half the time.
Perhaps you know what I mean some of the time.
Divide time up according to how much of it is spent knowing what I mean.
What do you mean you 'can't be bothered'?
Here's a toilet sculpted as a fly.