Found sandwiched between a stack of art magazines in an Oxfam shop.
'Shame the cover's been ruined by those stickers,' I said, having tested them, wanting to scream 'WHICH STUPID FUCKER STUCK THESE LABELS ON?!'
'Er, yes,' the assistant replied, picking at one of the labels. 'I don't know why it's one-ninety-nine, anyway. You can have it for ninety-nine.'
It survived 65 years in tact, only to be ruined by a stupid shop assistant.
Note the 'Shopping Drill'. So do we bolster the economy by spending now? Or save? At least I was saved a pound.